Don't cha!

Don't you just hate it when nothing is the way it seems?

Don't you sometimes feel like you're living a lie? Even worse when there's nothing you can do about it?

Don't you just have it when someone insults you without even realising it?
Worse, when you're hurting like you've just broken all the bones in your body inside and that someone's having the best day of his/her life..

Don't you just hate it when you always come in second no matter how hard you try?

Don't you just hate superficial relationships? Its as if you're living a freaking lie. Its as if you're forced to stage a play 24/7. Its as if the smile on your face is the result of a face lift gone wrong.. Bloody tiring shit. Bloody stressful. And bloody well, not worth my time...

Don't you just hate disgustingly ungrateful dates? I mean, if you're uninterested and all have the decency and at least the balls to let the other person know. Why be present in the first place? A flutter in his or her heart is probably a flutter in the brain.

Don't you just hate it when you do everything in your power to look the best way you possibly can before discovering a zit the size of the China at the tip of your nose?

Speaking of which, it has come to my attention that my hair is losing its volumicity.. My hair, just like the owner has its own mood swings. My hair like the many celebrities who revert to starving themselves silly has decided to take on this unworldly trend. Thus, i am now shedding hair like a cancer patient. Yes, it is that bad. :( I mean, come on.. I always tell the truth.. even when i lie.. hah!

Picture this..
Step 1: Hold an egg upside down

Step 2: Draw a thick black line around the perimeter of the top of the egg

Step 3: Picture my face on the egg


Ta da.. That is how my hair looks now. Terrible ain't it..
Oh well, should be happy to at least have a head of hair.. beats these anyday.. :)




























- The best of two worlds..

By the way, that's Koko the gorilla :)